ben_zine ([info]ben_zine) wrote,
@ 2008-06-13 14:57:00
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Translation from PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of "An Act to Amend the Copyright Act"

We've introduced our version of Bill C-60. We removed a bunch of the exceptions that protected consumers from legal harassment, added in a couple of media attention grabs, and made it illegal to share or even talk about the tools that would allow anyone to take advantage of the exceptions that we did leave in.

We wrote it on Canadian soil, so we qualify for the sticker.

We totally caved to the US IP lobby, and we even borrowed wording from the WIPO treaty, but this is good for Canadians! It means that more money will be invested into our knowledge economy!

Quit screaming at us! We're just doing a favour to some people that asked really, really nicely. And they really, really want what we're giving them, so that makes everything OK.

You can do everything that you've been doing up until the mid-90s, but you can't back up your DVDs, video games or application software. Also, you're not allowed to back up anything that has any kind of DRM on it, because permitting circumvention for legal uses makes IP owners mad. You're just not allowed to break DRM, mmmkay? Unless you're a security researcher, because then you're doing it for educational purposes.

Who qualifies as a security researcher? We'll let case law figure that out! That's what it does best.

If you download music onto digital media that you've purchased, you've already payed a significant levy that filters back to the organization that represents Canadian musicians. The 2004 Finckenstein decision in BMG Canada Inc. v. John Doe may have said that paying the levy means you're allowed to download music, but we only want you to pay attention to Sexton's assertion that Finckenstein shouldn't have explicitly said that downloading music was legal.

So we're still charging you extra for the media you buy, because the CRIA lobbied good and hard through the 80s and 90s for it, but now we're making it illegal for that surcharge to actually give you any value.

We're limiting the damages to five hundred bucks per song that you download. That's just plain reasonable, of course: if you've downloaded a song, there isn't any reason for you to buy the twenty copies of the CD that you normally would have, and it's only fair to make sure that music publishers get the money they're owed. If you're uploading, though, god help you, because there aren't any limits on the damages there.

We understand what "peer-to-peer" means, but we hope that the news media doesn't, so they'll glom onto the 500 number and conveniently ignore that there's no protection here at all.

We think the internet makes the marketplace difficult for companies that have a lot of money but no real idea how to compete in it. We're going to make it easy for old companies to litigate these new upstarts right out of business. They have less money, so they can't lobby as well; they can't afford as many lawyers, so we'll set a bunch of precedents that continue to reinforce aging and ailing business practices; and everyone will be happy, happy, happy!

We'll ignore the complexities of transparent redistribution, copying-vs-caching, remixing and open licenses, because those things are new and hard to understand. We'll let case law waltz through that minefield. That worked great for Australia and the US!

We don't want to require Canadian internet service providers to police the content that flows through their networks because Canada actually has a Privacy Commissioner. We would be hung by our eyelids and kicked until we blink. That's, um, bad for Canadians. And the marketplace. And innovation. And we like our eyelids.

We'll require ISPs to forward takedown notices to customers instead of requiring them to immediately remove the material. This may seem a little soft on violators, sure, but we still don't impose any penalties on companies that issue incorrect notices. Scattershot subpoenas and intimidation are still valid tactics!

Oh, and we'll throw a sop to the photographers. They've been getting boned for decades. Time to bone some other group for a while.

Bill C-61 doesn't let border guards seize your digital devices, because bills are subject to parliamentary review. Instead, we'll leave that to the ACTA, which we're working on in secret. Canadians don't have to worry their pretty little heads about the international commitments that we're making on their behalf. Nobody will mind, anyhow: border crossing is such a fast, painless procedure that adding on just a little bit of intrusive searching won't hurt anyone.

We are high as kites.

We made this! Right here in Canada! That makes it good!

Our circular file welcomes your feedback.




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[info]moiread
2008-06-13 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I've already e-mailed my MP.

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That would only actually be useful if you have a Conservative MP.
[info]quotation
2008-06-14 02:31 am UTC (link)
To quote MightyGodKing, "The Harper government may go ahead and make it a confidence vote, in which case Stephane Dion will likely run from his own shadow."

Only lobbying the rank-and-file Conservative MPs, as well as their corporate contributors (with your intent to boycott) can have an effect. All other votes in the house are derivative.

If you have concerns about contacting a Conservative MP that doesn't represent you, consider their tactics.

Also, visiting them is better than mailing them. And mailing them (free postage) is better than emailing them.

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[info]moiread
2008-06-14 02:41 am UTC (link)
What the hell is the point of us having an MP if telling them we don't like a proposed legislation is useless?

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[info]quotation
2008-06-14 05:11 am UTC (link)
I like your idealism. It's endearing.

Canadian representative democracy is just a process with inputs and outputs. You have chosen your desired outcome, and now you must choose between:
1.) Take the actions that you feel should work, or
2.) Take the actions that are likely to work.

I would love to have a more functional, rational and logical system of government, but that's a very different discussion altogether.

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[info]ben_zine
2008-06-14 05:57 am UTC (link)
The functional, rational, logical thing to do when the actions you feel should work diverge significantly from the actions that are likely to work is to go meta. Work on converging the two options while working towards your original goals.

All cynicism aside, I am thankful every single day that I live in a country where this notion can even be entertained. We are all hugely privileged.

The flip side is that it is our responsibility to preserve and shore up this immense political strength. The next generation deserves no less than the freedoms and privileges we enjoy and *every* *single* *thing* that we can do to make things better.


Sending an email or a letter to one's MP is unlikely to make any difference, true, but there's so much more that we can do!

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[info]quotation
2008-06-14 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Hrm. In this context, "going meta" must logically mean some sort of electoral reform. There are two main movements afoot to change our system of government:
  • Changing First Past The Post, or
  • Perhaps you'd rather fight for senate reform?

    Since FPTP has now been killed by referendum, your only hope is senate reform.

    A 5-year membership in The Conservative Party of Canada is only $35, and would allow you access to change it from the inside, and help them with senate reform.

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  • [info]moiread
    2008-06-14 06:03 am UTC (link)
    Thanks. I think.

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    [info]ben_zine
    2008-06-14 05:51 am UTC (link)
    I don't know if emailing is going to be anywhere near sufficient. I'm generally distrustful of activism in general, and though I feel very passionately about some issues, I generally try to pull up short before appearing to be a complete loony about them.

    I'm sure Quotation will laugh at this statement.

    That said, once parliament goes out to the playground for recess next week, I'm going to make a serious effort to book some face-to-face time with my MP and have a rational conversation about this topic. I'm going to try to keep my word rate within 10% of my norm. And with Church and Turing as my witnesses, I'm going to *write*.

    Because, goddammit, we deserve better from our government than legislation that will essentially criminalize an entire generation.

    Fuck. That. Static.

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    [info]moiread
    2008-06-14 06:02 am UTC (link)
    Well, I was also going to follow it up with a physical letter in a few days, once my houseguest goes home and classes are over and I get some brainpower back, but apparently that won't do any good anyway.

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    [info]ethdem
    2008-06-15 04:59 pm UTC (link)
    In the spirit of completely ineffectual but incredibly fun activism, there should probably be "It's cool, I'm a security researcher" buttons.

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    [info]w1ldc47
    2008-06-14 02:12 pm UTC (link)
    So for a relative noob to the copyright/writing MP scene like me, what, exactly, do we do about it? As in, what kind of wording should go into an email/letter(/both?)? Where do we get our hands on a copy of the bill, or at least a summary provided by some reliable source? What kind of salutation does an MP get? Etc.

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    [info]harald387
    2008-06-14 02:26 pm UTC (link)
    Here is a good form letter.

    I also included a paragraph about the dangers of 'orphaned' DRM, such as Google Video and Microsoft's PlayForSure - when the companies providing the DRM stopped providing the service, the DRMed content stopped working, and the proposed legislation would leave no recourse whatsoever for consumers to access legitimately purchased content.

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    [info]quotation
    2008-06-14 02:27 pm UTC (link)


    http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/3029/125/
    http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/2431/125/

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    [info]th3k1d
    2008-06-15 01:47 am UTC (link)
    Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. So disappointing.
    Well, I'm off to e-mail jerkface Emerson. Not that he'll do anything.

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